Dry fucking a desert

  • Laura: and please, I'm as dry as a fucking desert when it comes to booze
  • so sad
  • Me: wow I did not read that right
  • "Please, I'm dry fucking a desert when it comes to booze"
  • Laura: omfg
  • Me: you don't understand I'm laughing so hard right now I can't stop
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